Survive Incorporated | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	2573
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	New Chunks Explored:	893520
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Star Shards Collected:	271	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Star Shards Collected:	157
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	2912
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Herobrine Sightings:	1

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!