| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5132 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.
But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 432 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 231 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 170 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4399 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6294 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 565654 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6061 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6691 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3451 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3774 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6833 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 234 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9926 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7489 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Votes: | 5584 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2969 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8674 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
