Survivalnet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	4495	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8672	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Crops Grown:	7613	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Animals Bred:	108
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5849	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4727
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	130
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	9013
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3