Survivalizer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	129
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	1368

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	3622	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Love Letters Sent:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3414
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3052

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Items Found:	6160	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Emeralds Found:	7136	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	611417	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	75
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	106/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2