On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with creepers! Who needs the real world when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?
Join us and discover the true meaning of living – because let’s be real, surviving is so last season.
Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!
So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!
our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!
we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.
| Become a Parolee | Leave the prison and build a farm for more money |
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| Prestiges | Earn special rewards after hitting top rank |
| Guards | Assist/protect new players and enforce rules |
| Quests | Complete for extra cash or special items |
| Gangs | Join a gang and fight with rival gangs |
| Swords and Potions | Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them |
| The grind | Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them |
| Prison plots | Rent a cell/plot to store items or build |
| Start with basic tools | Work for better gear |
| A | Default Prisoner |
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| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.
Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.
You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”
The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!
Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!
But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.
So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.
Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.
| About the Server | We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics. |
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| Seasonal Switches | We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else. |
| What You Can Expect | Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging. |
You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.
No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.
Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.
The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.
Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!
We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!
Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!
Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!
So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?
We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.
And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
