SurvivalByte | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EmoLandscaper911

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	7398	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3640
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1651

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2955	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Items Found:	7814
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	4653	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2