| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2488 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8457 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2804 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 701 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7705 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9809 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 162 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Mines Excavated: | 2321 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7654 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4400 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 412 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2276 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8971 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5623 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
