| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 10004 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
