| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 9288 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
IP: simi.aternos.me:36717
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9634 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5092 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 115 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3261 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9111 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8404 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2522 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8179 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 189 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8904 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8417 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4969 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2877 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4540 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1774 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
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