| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4416 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5796 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Votes: | 3833 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 1477 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 114 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4774 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1493 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1726 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Votes: | 7434 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4007 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3627 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 312 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Votes: | 3623 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 288067 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6644 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5823 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9285 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9819 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4055 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
