| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 208 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2298 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 375994 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1778 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9536 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6188 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1783 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2151 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7675 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 238 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1643 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8235 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8835 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4205 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2108 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7956 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4221 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5338 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
