| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5567 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1917 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3518 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2876 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5765 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4208 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5581 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9544 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2589 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9772 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6095 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 333497 | Farms Harvested: | 590 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1070 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8615 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1279 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
