| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
