| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?
Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.
So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 9775 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!
Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6836 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.
Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.
We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED
Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.
We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
