| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1149 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3836 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Noni.com.ar
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4043 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1176 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6942 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8432 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7078 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1401 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 242 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8090 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5045 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 830475 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8418 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 337 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 207 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6498 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3275 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6014 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8679 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
