| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6816 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
209.182.108.5
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3784 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6171 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9792 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1555 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1393 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Crops Grown: | 3649 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 425670 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7072 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1356 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4262 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2802 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8129 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9600 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6144 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4992 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 840 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Votes: | 3656 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
