| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 5309 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4098 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8159 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8715 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6306 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8318 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7250 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2750 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
