| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1882 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5420 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2039 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 259 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 912 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7115 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 174 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4619 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2209 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5553 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8268 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3856 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5695 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7366 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7103 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6670 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7545 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 667 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5373 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 112 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3490 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1759 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
