| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2279 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3335 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7240 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6553 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 67467 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 170 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3734 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3880 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9551 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5712 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3093 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6574 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8404 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3858 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2018 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8994 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5973 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5119 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 162 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
