| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4354 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4074 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7728 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 4567 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 200 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙♂️🐰
And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰
Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9885 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7198 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6090 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.
imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.
but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7544 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6767 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7833 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4118 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Ores Mined: | 5582 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9527 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 245 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 506182 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5489 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3034 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8148 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2821 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2996 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6135 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3440 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7283 |
| Crops Grown: | 9177 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
