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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ores Mined:	8385
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	214

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4635	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	7334	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	4806
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4488
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Ores Mined:	3088	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6477	Crops Grown:	8175
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Votes:	4658	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Emeralds Found:	7042
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2281
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	1064

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	165
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	2167
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7