Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3754 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 42 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3020
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ores Mined: 4273
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 135 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6188 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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