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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2919 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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