SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

anticipation, Arrival, Budget, Computer, Decision making, expensive, financial burden, Frustration, high cost, Investment, laptop, luxury, microsoft, MONEY, Poor, Purchase decision, Surface Laptop 5, SurfaceLaptop5MCServer, Tech, Technology, Waiting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Dimension Hops:	7	Potions Brewed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	724
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1604
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Love Letters Sent:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Items Found:	4148	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	3188
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	4831	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!