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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 811 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
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