| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2093 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Votes: | 3882 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8158 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4712 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3770 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4340 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 31 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4397 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8045 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2261 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3166 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8520 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7541 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1799 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 597 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4213 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8096 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 741950 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1037 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2102 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
