| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Mines Excavated: | 3129 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 173 | Ores Mined: | 3203 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5472 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4375 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5432 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 338413 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 280 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 64 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8836 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1948 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9697 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2480 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5012 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 479 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7823 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 802144 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5062 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
