Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
New Chunks Explored: 607770 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 995
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2590 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 484886 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Players Killed by Monsters: 6489

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 196 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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