| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 559 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7195 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 995519 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2144 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 4071 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6395 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 460269 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7456 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4482 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 154 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9280 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1808 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7410 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 210 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
