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Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	3278
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8314	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	5779	New Chunks Explored:	344206
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9417	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1