SuperFunTime Survival: Where even the creepers are just misunderstood party animals!

Animals, building, captainsparklez, Community, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, forum, game servers, Giveaways, gmod, Minecraft, misunderstood, Modded minecraft, Party, Player class, RPG, Rust, Server Owners, smp, SuperFunTime, Survival, valheim, Website

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

About SuperFunTime Media:

Since 2010, Superfuntime has been one of the longest-serving Minecraft networks where people worldwide have come to build, explore, and hangout. Throughout the past 15 years, we’ve hosted countless game servers, including survival and modded Minecraft and other games like GMod, Rust, and Valheim. We’re an open and laidback community that accepts players of all ages in our staffed and moderated servers and Discord (13+), and people of all backgrounds. Come hang out with us and let’s play together!

1.20 Survival:

Explore new biomes, build with new blocks, and discover new mobs in the 1.20 update! Fully updated and compatible with all MC versions 1.6+, SFT Survival has all the new additions of the Wild and Deep Dark update. We have many server-friendly additions to the server including an economy, MCMMO with prestige ranks, player challenges like Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4 which adds new tech and magical items to unlock and build, and Pyrofishing, farming and mining to add new challenges and rewards to seek for new powers and profit. Our Survival server also has Realistic Seasons, where biomes change season regularly and each season brings new sights to see – but be wary, the winter also brings longer nights and cold weather. Our talented staff moderate the server and host player events such as spleef, hide and seek, and races regularly and every weekend in our stunning Event World, and also host the EMP to buy and sell to players. Whether you want to build, explore, or just hang out and talk with our casual playerbase, Survival is open to all players and has been a longstanding place for talented builders, devoted players, and most of all, people looking for a casual place to play and hang out with other people. Come hang out with us: play.superfuntime.org

Check out our other servers, talk with other people, and join giveaways on our Discord server:

https://discord.gg/sft

Coming Soon:

Odyssey RPG – A new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server

Modded:

Return to the good old days of modded Minecraft

Owners:

TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, Autpek

Website/forum:

https://www.superfuntime.org/

Video:

CaptainSparklez video about us

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2044
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3551
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	7182
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9512

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Potions Brewed:	76	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3190
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!