| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6597 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 202 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4629 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7954 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 311 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9554 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8625 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.
Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.
Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1357 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2614 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 812 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Votes: | 4767 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Votes: | 6106 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!
So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4485 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2617 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3169 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4601 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.
So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.
Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.
So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
