| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4192 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2873 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9207 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3621 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3263 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1119 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 921 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 313 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 953439 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 6237 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7461 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2164 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5307 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4785 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7185 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8535 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5412 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 292 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2793 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
