| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8023 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4589 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 1826 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3576 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 160048 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 311 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4556 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1283 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 657 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2958 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 275 | Ores Mined: | 1340 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9089 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 198 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2629 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6563 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1805 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4995 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9002 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1071 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 842 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 554 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 327949 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
