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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 300 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 94 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.
but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
