SumoCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a ninja turtle riding a llama.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing it up, we have a team of trained unicorns to protect your creations.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where you can watch Japanese wrestling matches live! That’s right, forget about boring old TV screens, on our server you can cheer on your favorite wrestlers while battling zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	158	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8275
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	196	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7101
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	23633	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	8194
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Emeralds Found:	5227
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.