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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3896 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!