Suitless Brazilians Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Emeralds Found:	9642
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2236

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	8949	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	13

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	629	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2476	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	7560
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7806
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6905	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5537	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3243
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7144	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7162	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!