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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crops Grown:	5470	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	122	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3983
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ores Mined:	9115
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2395	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1928	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	871
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Emeralds Found:	6264
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Potions Brewed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Votes:	2132
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17