Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ores Mined:	9506	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8283	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	6272	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4803	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5551
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	272813	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	464	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.