Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8583	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	2713	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6586
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	4866
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!