Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Items Found:	4155
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	276	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5239	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4483
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	579
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5394	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	155	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.