Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	431
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	4935	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	100

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	283	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	3666	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!