Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	6011	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	9622
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	8913

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	8762
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5591
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mines Excavated:	4830
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	607042	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.