Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2528	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	782
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1365

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.