Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

confusion, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, disbelief, emotional, funhouse, Grief, helplessness, Loss, mental health, Pain, Party, Questioning, Resist, Sadness, seeking answers, seeking help, SENSELESS, Steves, stigma, Struggling, suicidal, SUICIDE, Tragedy, urge

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	New Chunks Explored:	128499
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Potions Brewed:	58
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5186	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mines Excavated:	1968	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5665
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	9238
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ores Mined:	2197	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	304	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
New Chunks Explored:	89689	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	8466
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	93
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3441
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.