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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4816 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1872 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 428 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon wanted a turn!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places. One time, someone found a diamond block inside a chicken’s butt. True story.
And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!