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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3693 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.
if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.
so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!
