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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4692 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 8453 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 3476 |
Crops Grown: | 9634 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5164 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!