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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1115 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 161 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!