SudanCraft: Kid-Free Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ores Mined:	2207	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7823	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Emeralds Found:	9127	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	158268
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	1528
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8146	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32